A little more honesty here. People tell me that I need to tan or use tanning spray or gradual tanner or bronzer or whatever judgmental browning agent you can name. To be honest, I'm too busy and lazy right now to care. And why should I change who I am? It really doesn't bother me, just other people. Whatevs. I am who I am and I'm too busy working right now to care about what color my legs are.